kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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