1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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