I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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