nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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