awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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