Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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