That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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