I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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