what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
