I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The ass gains better be worth it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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