No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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