Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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