Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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