Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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