What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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