For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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