i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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