I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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