so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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