How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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