just survived the first fart of the relationship.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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