I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like death gave me a hand job
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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