I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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