Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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