Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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