Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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