do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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