do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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