Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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