Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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