i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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