But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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