is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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