We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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