I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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