For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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