I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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