I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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