I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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