I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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