is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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