Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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