all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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