Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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