He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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