Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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