I feel like I'm in dance class right now
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
