____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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