I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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