I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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