Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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