no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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