Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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