So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
